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Baptize Me in Beam

Baptize Me in Beam

Regular price $79.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $79.00 USD
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Introducing our "Baptize Me in Beam" Blanket from the Cozy Thread Shop's Chaos Comfort Collection. This striking blanket features the evocative lyrics "baptize me in a bottle of beam and put johnny on the vinyl" by Zach Bryan, set against a rich olive green background with elegant cream lettering.

Made from 100% pure cotton and brought to life with vibrant, earth-toned colors, this soft woven blanket provides comfort, quality, and a hint of nostalgia for all ages.  Whether you're curling up for a listening session, adding some lyrical flair to your home decor, or spreading it out for a music festival, this blanket is as versatile as it is meaningful.

  • 37x52 inches: Ideal for children or as a lap blanket
  • 50x60 inches: Popular size for sofas
  • 60x80 inches: Large enough for multiple people or as a bedspread

Machine wash in cold water. Mild detergent. Gentle cycle. Do not bleach or wring.

 Please note, colors may appear slightly different due to screen variations. The back is the color negative of the front image.

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Frequently Asked Questions

When will I get my order?

Once your order is received, our production office will start working on your design within 12 hours. Estimated delivery time for free standard shipping is 3 - 7+ business days.

What's your return/refund policy?

CozyThreads is a small business, and most of our products are made to order. As a result, we typically cannot offer returns or exchanges unless the item you receive is not as expected. However, we are dedicated to ensuring 100% customer satisfaction, so if there’s any issue with your order, please feel free to contact us!

Refunds are available for customers who receive incorrect or damaged items. If this applies to you, please contact us at cozy@cozythreadshop.com and include photos of the incorrect or damaged product within 7 days. We’ll take care of it as soon as possible!

How do I track my order?

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking link via email. If you have any questions about your tracking or shipment, feel free to email us at cozy@cozythreadshop.com.